Verse 1

She ran over a cat's tail in her teal Tesla

Came home, couldn't sit still in her rocking chair

Stumbled over her thoughts of me as buck naked

Tripped and then got gum stuck in her locks of hair

All in a frenzy, you might be wondering how I got here, 

narrating from her bedroom window

It started six blocks away at the corner store

I thought her blinking was a sexual innuendo

And apparently I had the same effect

As the most sophisticated lady tryna gain respect

It was like she gave me neck and couldn't stop, 

and as a nasty prophet, I perceived her a swallower, so I followed her

All that with a stare and an imagination

It's not a matter of where the day that we hump

The wait is stabbing us there

Lord…I shoulda been booooooorn under a shaved tree stump

Like a seed unplanted, I still plan to see her garden, hope slanted at potential favor

Her life is based on the right taste of audacity 

And who am I to deny her an essential flavor

We both want it for the same reasons

Forcing revolutions to rapidly change seasons 

I could spring into her autumn for relief, ‘cause shit its hot

And not to mention my soldier’s standing at full attention

[Plus] She’s looking at her rose in disgust [Thorny!] 

She feening and needing me to come pump the buns [Horny!]

an opportunity in the slightest, I guarantee 

We’ll make the best porn stars look like monks and nuns

Finally broke the glass, and went ferocious on that ass

This semi went full hemi ready to dump the fluid

In her field of Vashti turned arrested Esther

That's my tree sap story and I'm sticking to it